Holy Fuck. So drunk.

HAHAHAHA
I swear. EVERYTHING is HILARIOUS.
I just bashed my head into a door.
I'm all alone and STILL laughing.
I told all my prude friends that I had an energy drink [true] and THAT'S why I was so crazy.
FUCK. My head hurts. I hope I don't have a bruise. [Edit: There is one forming. FML]

AND OMG. My friend that I was drinking with puked ALL OVER my roomies chair!
HAHAHAHAHA
BEST NIGHT EVER.

Edit: I went back and fixed all the typos. = ]